Denim diapers are still making a splash.
Shinesty, the kooky etailer that creates “wearable aphrodisiacs,” has crafted “The Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief,” aka a jean-printed, speedo-like creation. (Yes, they’re chafe-less and waterproof, in case you were wondering.)
The Speedo-style briefs, which cost $39.99, are also fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring — and run quite tight.
They’re available for pre-order and will ship in September, meaning they won’t arrive in time for prime beach season. What a bum-mer!
Horrified by the thought of exposing your man buns to the world? Well, the saucy site is calling your bluff — hard.
“It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too,” says the product description. “These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.”
Talk about a ballsy look.
By Nicole Zane